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7月28日 笑林广记

1.　一监生过国学门，闻祭酒方盛怒两生而治之，问门上人者：“然则打欤？罚欤？镦锁欤？”答曰：“出题考文。”生即咈然曰：“咦，罪不至此。”

评论：好比现在的学生 不怕挨打挨骂 就怕考试

2.一生赁僧房读书，每日游玩，午后归房，呼童取书来。童持《文选》，视之，曰：“低。”持《汉书》，视之，曰：“低。”又持《史记》，视之，曰：“低。”僧大诧曰：“此三书，熟其一，足称饱学，俱云低，何也？”生曰：“我要睡，取书作枕头耳。”

评论：当年枕头低 哥也用大部头的名著在底下垫着睡过

3.　有富翁同友远出，泊舟江中。偶散步上岸，见壁间题“江心赋”三字，错认“赋”字为“贼”字，惊欲走匿。友问故，指曰：“此处有贼。”友曰：“赋也，非贼也。”其人曰：“赋（富）便赋了，终是有些贼形。”

评论：这个是嘲笑暴发户的吗？

4.富翁子不识字，人劝以延师训之。先学“一”字是一画，次“二”字二画，次“三”字三画。其子便欣然投笔，告父曰：“儿已都晓字义，何用师为？”父喜之，乃谢去。一日，父欲招万姓者饮，命子晨起治状，至午不见写成。父往询之，子患曰：“姓亦多矣，如何偏姓万。自早至今，才得五百画着哩！」

评论：笨蛋 您要是用扫帚蘸墨写 不一会就完了 就是苦了看字的人啊

5.一人问曰：“相公尊姓？”曰：“姓杨。”其人曰：“既是羊，为甚无角？”士怒曰：“呆狗入出的！”那人错会其意，曰：“嗄！”

评论：这段跟说相声似的 逗死了

前面4个都看的明白，就是第五个说“呆狗入出的！”，不明白是什么意思，楼下知道的告知一声。

中国古代的笑话博大精深，值得好好挖掘。第五个也好懂，那人以为姓“羊”的人告诉他：没有角的羊是狗日出来的。

刚看见这个名字我还以为是哪个相声大师写的个人传记呢 原来是笑话 还好我文言文好

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1、说回来，现在的孩子怕考试吗，感觉现在孩子比以前更难教了。
2、中国文言文用字太简练了，领会错意思实在是司空见惯
3、估计那富人不是什么正道富人，老是怕贼，干脆躲家里得了
4、蛮老的笑话，不过楼主的评论蛮有新意的，用扫帚，简单，不过用扫帚我估计也要十来下，他纸估计不够了。
5、我文言功底有限，揣摩了10分钟不明白什么意思，有待楼主不胜赐教

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一个人问：“先生姓什么啊”
“姓杨”
“姓羊怎么没长角呢？”
被问的很生气 就骂道：“狗娘养的！”
那人理解错了 就说“哦！”

一个人问：“先生姓什么啊”
“姓杨”
“姓羊怎么没长角呢？”
被问的很生气 就骂道：“狗娘养的！”
那人理解错了 就说“哦！”
才看明白