查看完整版本: 我是抢钱的。

我是抢钱的。

1. 一名男顾客在餐厅吃饭，当他吃完要求结账时，老板拿来的账单让他大吃一惊。“3万元太贵了吧！”他说：“你们对同行应该打个折吧？”老板说：“原来你也是开餐厅的？”他说：“不是，我是抢钱的。”
评论：两个职业确实有共同点啊

2. 女:戴上它!
男:不戴比较爽.
女:戴了安全点.
男:相信我的技术.
女:不戴就不让你上.
男:不戴才像男子汉.
女:你烦不烦!骑摩托车戴安全帽会死啊?

评论 ：我承认我从第一句就开始想歪了

3.从前一家穷人,儿子结婚时,他妈没钱为他买内裤,就用米袋帮他做了条内裤.结婚之夜脱下外裤,老婆当场晕倒.内裤前面写着:净重25公斤,泰国产...

评论：为什么我总是产生些不好的联想

4.一次高数课上，老师问我一兄弟：“微积分是很有用的学科，学习微积分，我们的目标是？”那老兄当时在开小差，遂不假思索高声道：“没有蛀牙！”全班爆笑

评论： 不知道老师会不会爆打他

5.高中时快会考的时候了，有一天上地理课，老师在上面报一个地名，让我们就在下面回答当地所出的矿产。说了很多地方以后，老师突然问了一句：“江南产什么？”全班男生齐声回答：“江南产美女！”

评论：好吧，谁能告诉我江南到底产什么？？

内裤净重25公斤那个比较搞笑，最主要是泰国产，不知道是不是变性过去的啊

同行见同行两眼泪汪汪，同行也遭抢不误，没有心慈的，三万照给不误

对第1条确实有点感触，果然都是抢钱的啊。

第二则一开始就想歪了 郁闷！  第三则很犀利 哈哈

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哈哈哈，，不错，很搞笑，有才，感谢分享~~~

哈哈哈，，不错，很搞笑，有才，感谢分享:teeth ~~~

1 真是有讽刺意味啊，就像那个理个发5万 坑爹啊
2 呃，其实我想说的是；我一开始就想歪了。弄得我都不好意思了。
3 净重25公斤 还泰国产 大象的啊……吓死我了……
4 用高露洁，没有蛀牙……死翘翘了。
5 不是说：上有天堂，下有苏杭的吗？

高露洁的广告那段时间确实很脍炙人口，说起来很顺口

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比较有意思的笑话，第四个个人认为比较经典。
第一个：这个看谁狠了，人家本来是想付钱吃饭的，这样一弄估计也就霸王餐了。
第二个：没办法，看到第一句还不认为邪恶的那就怀疑你是不是男的了。
第三个：平时穿的会磨破的啊
第四个：人家广告做得多好啊，深得人心啊。
第五个：江南春，就是这个意思，江南有什么矿呢？美女不比矿值钱吗？至少没污染，绿色的哦！