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笑话四则

1、 快过年了，单位发了一箱饮料和30 斤大米。
     女同事力气小，搬不动，叫男同事帮忙送到她家楼下。
     她对男同事说：“你在楼下等我，我上去看看，要是我老公在，我就叫他下来搬。如果他不在，那就麻烦你帮我搬上去哈。”
     过了一会儿，女同事站在7楼阳台上朝楼下喊：“我老公不在家，你上来吧！”
       闻听此言，楼上楼下的邻居都跑到阳台上来看，搞得男同事上也不是，走也不是。
     女同事以为男同事没听见，又大声喊道：“你赶紧上来吧，我老公真不在家！”
     男同事顿时面红耳赤，想给女同事打电话给叫她别喊，刚掏出手机，女同事又喊：“你不用给你老婆打电话，我不会耽误你更多时间，完事就让你走。”
     男同事气得差点昏过去，提起饮料和大米急忙上楼。
     刚走到6楼，就听到楼上又喊了一声：“我已经把门打开了，进门记得右边是卧室，左边是厨房。”
男同事当场晕倒在地，口吐白沫，不省人事……

评论：看来说话也得注意方式呀，被人误解了可就尴尬了

2、公园一对恋人，女撒娇说牙痛，男吻之说不痛了，一会又说脖子痛，男又吻之，女又说不痛了，旁边一老太太见此对小伙说：真神了，你能治痔疮不？

评论：包治百病,不过估计小伙子不会做老太太的买卖的！换了美女可就不好说了。


3、前两年的事，那时刚实行刷卡，到了一个站台，看到上来一个个子很高挑的女子，她的ic卡可能是放在牛仔裤后面的兜的，所以一上车就轻轻地把屁股往刷卡机上一靠，"滴" 一声后就进车箱了。
这个女子后面跟着个老大娘，个不高，她就觉的奇怪，怎么只要屁股往那玩意上一靠就能乘车了，所以她一上车就尽力掂起脚板，使劲把屁股也往刷卡机上靠，靠了几次也没成功，这时，司机发话了， "大娘， 你在干吗，抓紧投币上车 啊"。
大娘说：那个姑娘不是把屁股往这儿一靠就能乘车了吗"，呵呵，原来是这么回事， 司机哭笑不得，只能跟他解释， 人家姑娘用的是ic卡，但大娘不懂什么叫 ic卡，她仍跟司机纠缠，"你这个小伙子也太不厚道了，人家漂亮姑娘跟你撅撅屁股你就让人家进了， 我老太婆跟你撅了这么多次屁股，你反到不让我进，你到底什么意思"。
车箱里的人都笑了起来， 司机被他弄的也下不了台， 只能挥挥让她上去.

评论：撅撅屁股真的可以免费乘车么？

4、老总打电话给秘书: 这几天我陪你去北京玩玩,你准备一下
秘书打电话给老公: 这几天我要和老总去北京开会
老公打电话给情人: 这几天我老婆不在家,陪我
情人打电话给辅导学生: 这几天老师有事,停课
学生打电话给爷爷: 这几天不上课,爷爷你陪我玩
爷爷给秘书打电话: 北京去不了了,孙子要我陪
秘书给老公打电话: 老总突然有事不去北京开会了
老公给情人打电话: 老婆不走了,下次再说
情人给辅导学生打电话: 这几天照常上课!!!
学生给爷爷打电话: 555老师说这几天照常上课
爷爷给秘书打电话:还是去北京吧,你准备准备

评论：因果循环呀，佛曰：不可说，不可说

不错的小笑话，虽然都是老的，看过。但说情人还的老的好。
笑话还是老的妙啊。
1、女孩子说话一定要含蓄，特别是结婚了的女人要小心。
2、公共场合不太适合做医生。
3、、老太太说的有道理啊，让她上。我强烈支持！
4、看了这个故事，让我想起小时候听的关于山上的庙和一个小和尚的故事，你知道的哦。
   从前啊，山上有个庙，庙里有个老和尚在和小和尚讲故事。从前啊，山上有个庙，庙里有个老和尚在和小和尚讲故事。。。。。。

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这个笑话蛮有趣的说，比较隐晦的色色小笑话
1、这个是言者无心，听者有意。生活中确实有很多这样的事情发生的，只是必须在特定的情景中。当然，碰到一帮色狼邻居还有这个心虚的男同事就没辙了，哈哈！还是晕倒的好，否则以后要说不清楚了！
2、反过来比较好，哈哈，如果小XX疼会怎么样呢，哈哈！有趣的！
3、老太太说得是有道理，人家美女可以我怎么就不行啊，她年轻的时候也是有姿色的好瓦！
4、 这个就是现实生活啊，没办法，一环套一环，变成死循环了，哈哈！

最后那一个很有道理啊，循环就是这么循环的，
呵呵。俗话说一切皆有定数。