tom5 2011-5-29 21:18
你想干吗
1 领导，绊到我电源线了吧
女友是公务员，和她同办公室有个大妈，上网兴趣广泛，年轻年老玩的她都喜欢。前阵子政府机关严管上网，部门领导会不时来巡视。有次，领导再次到来，看到大妈正聚精会神看着电脑屏幕。电脑背对房间门，大妈看到动静赶忙关窗口。关掉开心网，QQ游戏大厅出来了；关掉游戏大厅，大智慧铺满全屏；关掉大智慧，QQ聊天窗口蹦了出来。眼看领导就到跟前，大妈果断按下显示屏开关，痛苦万分地嚎道：“怎么黑屏了？领导，绊到我电脑电源线了吧！我做的东西都没存呢…啊呀～”领导巨尴尬，边道歉边迅速逃走。女友在一旁看的巨寒…
评论：这位大妈脑子太好用了，要是你会怎么办
2 咱俩不合适
某男和女友摊牌， 女：给我个分手的理由。 男：我们不合适。 女：哪儿不合适？ 男：性别不合适。
评论：汗，这位同志难道不知道同性恋在中国还不合法吗，他可能要多等几年了
3 头扁的不行吗
学校里，有个男生一直想追坐在他前面的美女。每次他问那个美女喜欢什么样的男生时，美女总会回答：“投缘的。”如是多次都是这个结果。到了期末，男生终于鼓起勇气问那美女：“请……请问……头扁的行不行啊？”
评论： 对于这位大哥我只能说：I 服了 YOU!
4 你会吱声吗
我看了《木兰从军》的电视剧，愤愤不平地对办公室的头儿说：“这个历史事件太假了，就是傻子也看得出，花木兰是女的。可那些跟她一起吃饭一块睡觉的军官，竟然毫无察觉，这咋可能呢？”头儿看了我一眼，慢条斯理地说：“如果你是那军官，你能察觉吗？”“当然能。”我说，“一个女人生活在身边，凭第六感也能察觉。”“你发现一个女兵跟你朝夕相处，会吱声吗？”
评论：这么好的是个男人都不会说出去
5 你想干吗
刚上班，每次往后看，就与一个男人色迷迷的眼神迎面相遇。一天晚上，收到此人短信：“晚上有空吗？” 心里提高警惕，回四个字：“你想干吗”。不多久，手机闪过一条短信，就一个字：“想”。心里甭提有多委屈了。
评论：其实我也想，你呢
hanbai8008 2011-5-29 23:06
呵呵呵，我也想干啊！！！！！！！！！！！！！！
caozmhaiyou 2011-5-30 11:09
机智的大妈，在男宿舍睡觉的花木兰，很想干的女人，都是写极致到极点的人物
残玉环 2011-5-30 13:45
最后一个告诉我们，做人一定要严谨，写错别字害死人的
sky888000 2011-5-30 13:46
那位大妈的应对非常高明，如果某位同志看成人片时可以效此法了，
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fberry2010 2011-7-12 08:13
你想干吗? 当然想。
这个问题问得好。顺便把地址也定了:teeth
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